What do you think, mutt? What would a knight, in service to a king, gain fame from doing?
[ It's said ("said") nastily, though not necessarily in a way aimed at him. Her actions themselves, and her complete lack of remorse for them, deserve such a tone. ]
On the battlefield, they called me a mad warrior. But when it came time for my rebellion, it was me they sided with, and willingly followed to their own deaths.
[ Truthfully he tries to devote as few braincells as possible to remembering any Mordred lore, so he really erased the part where she was a knight until she brought it up again. ]
People tend to side with those who have strength and stick to their ideals. [ It's neither a positive nor a negative reflection of Mordred herself, just a neutral observation. ] Is that why they remembered you, after you died?
[ Yeah, Gray told him the Servant lore. More useless Fate knowledge to fill his brain with. ]
shits profusely on you, just a torrid stream of it
[ His observation is a little too accurate. Despite her attempt at bravado, there's the thought equivalent of a tch, and she jumps at the chance to change the topic. ]
You've been talking to the mouse about me. [ Not a question. ]
[ That's fine, he's used to her insulting him every chance she gets bynow. ]
Or alive enough to die again.
[ Not that he has any interest in killing her any time soon (or ever). He's committed enough murders in the past month. Anyway, time for an abrupt topic change! ]
I didn't get the chance to say it before, but thanks.
Okay... [ Long pause. ] You know, it kinda feels like I'm listening to your last words before you go and get killed on some fool's errand. All I'm gonna say is that if you're actually planning on that, at least let me have your stuff.
communion, why is this inbox entirely boba
[ hi ]
ummm your previous comment is right there?
Yeah, I was! I had fans and everything! Everyone wanted a piece of me!
you're right, i should leave more comments peeing in your inbox
What did you even do?
boba hasn't peed even ONCE
[ It's said ("said") nastily, though not necessarily in a way aimed at him. Her actions themselves, and her complete lack of remorse for them, deserve such a tone. ]
On the battlefield, they called me a mad warrior. But when it came time for my rebellion, it was me they sided with, and willingly followed to their own deaths.
pees in your inbox. again
People tend to side with those who have strength and stick to their ideals. [ It's neither a positive nor a negative reflection of Mordred herself, just a neutral observation. ] Is that why they remembered you, after you died?
[ Yeah, Gray told him the Servant lore. More useless Fate knowledge to fill his brain with. ]
shits profusely on you, just a torrid stream of it
You've been talking to the mouse about me. [ Not a question. ]
bathes in it
[ If he plunged a knife into her chest, he's pretty sure it would stick. ]
i regret this conversation
[ Or just unfamiliar with Heroic Spirits, but god forbid she miss a chance to insult Eustace. ]
But yeah, I died once. Doesn't mean I'm not alive enough to kick your ass.
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Or alive enough to die again.
[ Not that he has any interest in killing her any time soon (or ever). He's committed enough murders in the past month. Anyway, time for an abrupt topic change! ]
I didn't get the chance to say it before, but thanks.
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[ Guess she's just living forever. But whatever she was expecting him to say next, it wasn't thanks. ]
Hah? Did you hit your head or something? I don't recall ever helping you.
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[ Don't worry, they're on complete agreement about that. ]
I wanted to thank you for watching out for Gray.
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Yeah, well. She's still gotten hurt plenty of times, so I'm not sure what exactly you're thanking me for.
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It would have been worse without you. [ Probably. Maybe. ] Regardless, I'm grateful.
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Okay... [ Long pause. ] You know, it kinda feels like I'm listening to your last words before you go and get killed on some fool's errand. All I'm gonna say is that if you're actually planning on that, at least let me have your stuff.
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Unlike some people I know, I don't have any intention of getting myself killed in the near future.